Voicemail

[my_own_advocate]

"Do people actually still use voicemail? How charmingly backwards. Leave me a message, or better yet, invest in an instant messenger app and join us in the 21st century. Cheers!"

He didn't need to mention his name with a message like that, did he?

Comments

[texted3times]

At some point on Thursday, Lucifer got a photo of Eric's bare back. Fuck you, I can go on vacation too. Massage and not thinking even a little bit about you. Asshole.

He was paying so little attention to Lucifer being gone that he sent him a picture and whined about it. Yup.

[1000yearstoolate]

If you sent moddable pictures of naked hands to a Radchaai working in a flower shop, you might get a few pictures of erotic-looking flowers back. At least that was what Seivarden send.

Please. I'm at work.

[1000yearstoolate]

Sometime during the morning Lucifer had a sword delivered with a note attached:

Since I give you flowers every week anyway I hope you will appreciate this instead. Seivarden

She was quite sure he wouldn't leave it stuck in her door anyway. Not a euphemism.

[betterthanaplan]

In the predawn hours of Friday morning, Lucifer got a short text:

shes back

[1000yearstoolate]

"I... need to talk. I think I messed up. I did mess up. Badly. I'm at the beach. Unless you're busy."

[1000yearstoolate]

Several hours after Seivarden had left Devil's Nest, just when Caritas was about to close, and after half a bottle of tequila, Lucifer received a text:

Am I really clueless about things?

Even drunk, she did remember that Lucifer didn't lie.

[okteiviakom]

A text dinged in on Thursday.

At the onsen today

Apparently Lucifer would have to color in his own context around that. (But it was an invitation, if he wanted it to be.)

[1000yearstoolate]

Sometime in the morning Lucifer received a message:

You jinxed me. And you have to explain weddings properly to me at some point.

[okteiviakom]

Eventually, late on Sunday night, Octavia managed to wrench herself away from Duke long enough to send a text.

He's back, gone for a month, was shitty like haven always is.

There, that just about covered it.

[1000yearstoolate]

Sometime during the morning Seivarden sent a picture.

I'm trying to persuade Summer to open a place like this on the island that includes tea.

[betterthanaplan]

In the middle of the night, a text message:

she's human again

[somethingwithturquoise]

It was pretty late in the evening that Lucifer would have received a text from Summer, one that would have maybe seemed a little panicked and worried if it wasn't, you know, a text....

Soooooo....slight delay in the whole portal plan. The gun is apparently not working??? Don't worry, tho I'm having barry look at it, he should have it fixed in no time, I'll keep you updated!

Phone Day!

[special_rabbit]

Amaya was definitely getting a lot of goofy messages today, but the one from Seivarden definitely had to be the goofiest yet. She wasn't even sure it made any sense, but she was going to try to respond to it as best she could, anyway, after having read it a few times over and still feeling bewildered:

I know I don't HAVE to have sex anymore, but that doesn't mean I don't---AH ZARDS. I don't even know what you're talking about! I thought we were done with all that, anyway?

But Who Was Phone...?

[jedigrammarians]

[From here]

You want a HR complaint? I'll give you one where the sun don't shine.

Also calling it HR is extremely anthropocentric, you'd think people on this island would care more about that.

Wacky Phone Day

[superjoanjett]

Okay. It was a weird message to get so Jessica responded in her typical manner:

I don't know who you are but you're too young for me and I can probably drink you under the table. Also if you try to give me highlights I'll murder you in your sleep.

Wacky Phone Day!

[thedadalorian]

Wait, what now?

"I don't know how young you are, but I'm not interested either way. Is this another Spring Break thing?"

Wacky Phone/Texting Day

[1000yearstoolate]

Seivarden had never ever expected to get a text from Rosa again. Especially not telling her she was hot. Before even thinking she sent:

Fuck off

Seconds later she realised it must have been the wrong number, but she didn't particularly care.

PHONE DAY

[heroic_jawline]

I'm not sure I needed to know what you were doing last night, but congratulations for being open about it? I guess?

[grenadesandohana]

"Who does like their siblings in that way? Because I'm pretty sure it's illegal most places. If you'd like to file a follow-up report, please come down to the station."

There, that weird message was all settled.

[seriesofbaddecisions]

"I'm not planning on doing anything. What precisely am I supposed to be stopping?"

Wacky Phones 2021

[atreideslioness]

Of COURSE Ghanima was returning this call.

"To be perfectly blunt, no, I do not trust you to know that fire is bad," Ghanima said cheerfully. "I shall be judging you and your judgement until the end of time. I've met your family, after all."

[superjoanjett]

Sometime on Friday, Jessica sent the following message.

Weirdness is done. Somebody beat the shit out of a crystal or whatever. Island is back to its normal level of shittiness.

[okteiviakom]

Its a lot of paint

Hello, Lucifer, your (kinda-not-a-)girlfriend had made it to work safely.

[betterthanaplan]

Lucifer got a text from an unknown number:

🦝➡️💃💥🍽🤙

If anyone was going to understand that emoji mess, it’d be Lucifer, right?

Phone day

[unusual_sith]

From here!

Why on earth would I joke about a crab? And I should hope the clinic is always discreet.