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"Do people actually still use voicemail? How charmingly backwards. Leave me a message, or better yet, invest in an instant messenger app and join us in the 21st century. Cheers!"

He didn't need to mention his name with a message like that, did he?

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my_own_advocate

Lucifer, who was enjoying his ability to tan just fine, looked down at his phone, smirked, and texted back--

I see you haven't quite gotten the hang of sexting yet.

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texted3times

I didn't know if you were that kind of a boy, Eric shot back immediately. Even the Devil should think unsolicited dickpics are tacky.

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my_own_advocate

I've already seen it, what's so unsolicited about it? Lucifer texted. Besides, back shots are boring.

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texted3times

How dare you. My back is art.

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my_own_advocate

It's a back. That has muscles in it. Like half the men in LA, Lucifer sighed. And about a quarter of the women.

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texted3times

But, and this is important, it doesn't have a tramp stamp, Eric wrote back.

Two seconds later a dickpic arrived. Better?

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my_own_advocate

At least now you're trying, I suppose, Lucifer said.

And sent back a picture of his feet by the pool, because he was just that much of an asshole.

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texted3times

You've grown feet where your dick should be! That's really gross.

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my_own_advocate

'Gross'? Did they turn you at twelve, Eric?

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texted3times

Just trying to keep with the lingo of the kids these days.

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