"So my dickhead twin showed up on Earth, assumed my identity, and then-- wreaked all sorts of havoc on my life?"
Lucifer had a headache, a horrific, pulsing thing that seemed to skip right along his forehead and no amount of facepalming could chase it away.
"That about covers it, yes," Amenadiel said. He seemed agitated. Wasn't like his life had nearly gotten usurped, was it?
"Great," Lucifer snapped. "Great. And you came down here to tell me this, why? Just to torture me?"
His brother gave him one of those meaningful sighs.
"I suppose this is the appropriate place for it," Lucifer muttered.
"Yeah," Amenadiel said. "Is there... somewhere else that we can talk?"
Oh, for Father's sake. "I don't like having private conversation in the hallways," Lucifer hissed, "And Kenneth doesn't mind. Do you, Kenneth?"
He looked to the man beside them, curled up in a ball, rocking, in a large cage on wheels under the dim red-and-blue lights of the circus tent they were in. "It's not funny," Kenneth wailed, "It's not funny--"
"No," Lucifer agreed. "No, it certainly isn't!"
( My slopey-shouldered brother is pulling a prank hardly worthy of Saved by the Bell in order to humiliate me! )
( Lucifer felt rattled. And then it only got worse. )
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Lucifer had a headache, a horrific, pulsing thing that seemed to skip right along his forehead and no amount of facepalming could chase it away.
"That about covers it, yes," Amenadiel said. He seemed agitated. Wasn't like his life had nearly gotten usurped, was it?
"Great," Lucifer snapped. "Great. And you came down here to tell me this, why? Just to torture me?"
His brother gave him one of those meaningful sighs.
"I suppose this is the appropriate place for it," Lucifer muttered.
"Yeah," Amenadiel said. "Is there... somewhere else that we can talk?"
Oh, for Father's sake. "I don't like having private conversation in the hallways," Lucifer hissed, "And Kenneth doesn't mind. Do you, Kenneth?"
He looked to the man beside them, curled up in a ball, rocking, in a large cage on wheels under the dim red-and-blue lights of the circus tent they were in. "It's not funny," Kenneth wailed, "It's not funny--"
"No," Lucifer agreed. "No, it certainly isn't!"
( My slopey-shouldered brother is pulling a prank hardly worthy of Saved by the Bell in order to humiliate me! )
( Lucifer felt rattled. And then it only got worse. )
[[ nfb, nfi, ooc-okay! based off of a severely truncated version of Lucifer episode 5x03, '¡Diablo!' and 5x05, 'Detective Amenadiel'. with that, lucifer is back on-island for the forseeable future, woo, much love to
okteiviakom for being my hench-raccoon in all this, and to everyone who participated in this massive catch-up or enabled me into intertwining this catch-up plot with their own, hi, betterthanaplan ]]