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Maze returned to check in on Lucifer around noon the next day, riding the elevator all the way to the top. She didn't call ahead - why would she? Lucifer never locked his elevator.
The door opened to bodies, strewn everywhere. Most of them in leather, a few in pleather, oh, that was cheap, and when had Lucifer gotten a rack in here--? She set her shoulders. No.
No, she wouldn't stand for this.
Lucifer appeared from behind the sofa, holding a sex toy. "Ah, here it is," he was saying, and gave the thing a good sniff-- before noticing her. "Maze! Just in time! You can take my place on the sex swing for the second half." He grinned. "Or let's rather turn that frown upside down on the rack, I'm sure Nigel won't mind."
( Seriously? You haven't had a decent orgy up here in years! )
Fuck. He wasn't a Dan or even a Jersey Dan. How the bloody hell was he going to do all that paperwork?
[[ open for phone calls! taken from Lucifer 4x06, 'Orgy Pants to Work'. To be continued tomorrow with a Fandom guest star! ]]
The door opened to bodies, strewn everywhere. Most of them in leather, a few in pleather, oh, that was cheap, and when had Lucifer gotten a rack in here--? She set her shoulders. No.
No, she wouldn't stand for this.
Lucifer appeared from behind the sofa, holding a sex toy. "Ah, here it is," he was saying, and gave the thing a good sniff-- before noticing her. "Maze! Just in time! You can take my place on the sex swing for the second half." He grinned. "Or let's rather turn that frown upside down on the rack, I'm sure Nigel won't mind."
( Seriously? You haven't had a decent orgy up here in years! )
Fuck. He wasn't a Dan or even a Jersey Dan. How the bloody hell was he going to do all that paperwork?
[[ open for phone calls! taken from Lucifer 4x06, 'Orgy Pants to Work'. To be continued tomorrow with a Fandom guest star! ]]