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Lucifer Morningstar ([personal profile] my_own_advocate) wrote2037-08-29 05:12 pm
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Voicemail

"Do people actually still use voicemail? How charmingly backwards. Leave me a message, or better yet, invest in an instant messenger app and join us in the 21st century. Cheers!"

He didn't need to mention his name with a message like that, did he?
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betterthanaplan: (mfing pony)

[personal profile] betterthanaplan 2020-11-14 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes!" Duke yelled. "Yes it's that bad, Lucifer, she left and I don't have any fucking thumbs!"

This was going to be a terrible weekend.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-14 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Short pause.

"Did she cut them off?"

What? It was a reasonable question!
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[personal profile] betterthanaplan 2020-11-14 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Duke beat his head against the bed. And accidentally stabbed his pillow with his horn.

"I have hooves!"
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-14 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Right. I suppose that's about par for the course, isn't it?"

It was entirely too early to be having these kinds of conversations.

"Wait. Can you actually leave the Rouge? You don't have thumbs."

There were stairs! And doors!
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[personal profile] betterthanaplan 2020-11-14 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Duke heaved a sigh. “I have no freaking clue. Probably? I could . . . use my teeth or something. Or this fucking horn, somehow.”
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-14 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Do you need me to come by?"

Octavia was back, but she'd left, things were apparently bad, and Lucifer was already unconsciously trying to mitigate the amount of useless he was going to feel about it.
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[personal profile] betterthanaplan 2020-11-14 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
“I’m fine,” Duke said, trying very hard not to feel useless and pathetic. “. . . You can come over if you want.”

He was definitely feeling useless and pathetic.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-14 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"All right," Lucifer said. "I'll go find my trousers, then."

A pause.

"Do you need anything from here? Alcohol? Hay?"
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[personal profile] betterthanaplan 2020-11-14 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Duke stared at the phone. “You have hay?”
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-14 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"... No, but I could buy some," Lucifer said, squinting a bit. "Unless you'd rather have an egg sandwich or something. I don't know what-- speaking hoove-creatures eat."
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[personal profile] betterthanaplan 2020-11-14 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
“You think I do?? I have a horn!” Duke waved it around, managing to twist enough to catch sight of his flank. “And a picture of a boat on my butt?????”

And now he was channeling a pissed off Nina.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-14 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Right, so that's a vote for both," Lucifer said pragmatically.

He was completely on top of everything to do with all this.

He was completely out of his depth.

"We'll just see what you spit up."
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[personal profile] betterthanaplan 2020-11-14 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"I hate you," Duke grumbled. He hated literally everything right now. "Thank you."
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